Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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