GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
