: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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