I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
