So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
