mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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