The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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