I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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