i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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