physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
