"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I forgot wine drunk hurts
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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