It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
