Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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