Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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