I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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