I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
