Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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