I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
The air taste purple.
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