Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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