There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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