I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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