party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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