fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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