turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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