If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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