I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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