Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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