Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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