I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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