We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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