ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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