So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
my being single is dangerous.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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