I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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