Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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