Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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