i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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