Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
