i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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