Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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