Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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