Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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