sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
