I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
