Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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