He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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