Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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