Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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