ugly people sure do ruin things
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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