My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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