It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
What a dumb baby whore.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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